Life with boys:
When I knew I wanted kids I always wanted a little boy, I couldn't wait to raise one. Now I have 2 of them. Life, I'm sure, will never be the same. There definitely is never a dull moment in my life.
Yesterday Jax said, "I have to poop." Ok, great, which means that in 5 minutes I will have to go in and wipe his butt. Just another mommy duty. So sure enough he yells for me and I walk in, we do the usual butt wipe and he stands up to flush, but before I flush he yells, "WAIT!!!!! MOMMY!!!! Startled, I said "what". He says "look at the small one, right there, it looks like a Space ship". I'm thinking, what the hell is he talking about. He says, "look, see the small one next to the big poop?" So yes I look in, and sure enough, it looks like a space ship, formed just right.
At that moment I knew my life had changed forever. I never in a million years thought that I would be looking in the toilet at someone elses poop and see if it resembles a space ship!!.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Wiener Game
So we started potty training Hudson, well not really, but he likes to wear underwear in the evenings. Makes him feel like a big boy. I was tagging clothes in our craft room and Hudson went in the living room to show Jax that he was wearing underwear. I hear Jax saying, "oh you have underwear on, good job" I just smiled, Hudson was so proud, then I heard the word wiener and I stopped what I was doing to listen. I then heard, "lets play the wiener game".
Immediately, I thought "Oh God, what is the wiener game?" I slowly got up off the ground, I can hear the boys laughing and running, as I walked into the living room, I see two little boys with their wieners hanging out the sides of their underwear and running around the living room. I said, "what are you guys doing" Jax says, "playing the wiener game", I said "what is the wiener game?" and he said, "we pull our wieners out of our underwear's and run around", I'm thinking, "oh God why did I have boys, they are soo gross". So now we have the wiener game and I'm sure that won't be the last time its played.
Lets just hope Jax doesn't go to school and talk about how he plays the wiener game at home!!!!
Immediately, I thought "Oh God, what is the wiener game?" I slowly got up off the ground, I can hear the boys laughing and running, as I walked into the living room, I see two little boys with their wieners hanging out the sides of their underwear and running around the living room. I said, "what are you guys doing" Jax says, "playing the wiener game", I said "what is the wiener game?" and he said, "we pull our wieners out of our underwear's and run around", I'm thinking, "oh God why did I have boys, they are soo gross". So now we have the wiener game and I'm sure that won't be the last time its played.
Lets just hope Jax doesn't go to school and talk about how he plays the wiener game at home!!!!
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