Kids Say the Darndest Things

So this afternoon I asked the kids some questions, Here are their answers:
Keep in mind that Kailey is 11, C is 6, N is 5 and H is 4.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
K-artist or teacher
N-race car driver
C-race car driver
H-work on dirt bikes and cars like a mechanic, a doctor, race car driver and a bull rider
(yes they were playing cars wii game during the interrogation)

When will you get married?
K-20-21
C-18
N-no way
H-89

When will you move out of your moms house?
K-18 1/2
H-9
N-18 and he will go to another house
C-18

Now I asked them questions about their moms

What is something your mom always says to you?
K-brush your teeth or you will get cavities
C-play upstairs
N-stop doing bad things
H-play upstairs and wrestle with a fake guy

What makes your mom happy?
K-shopping
H-tea drinks
C-putting twilight on
N-listening

How old is your mom?
K-29
C-27
H-28
N-cant remember, a little old

What does your mom do when your not around?
C-don't know, I'm not there
K-sleep, take care of kids
H-throws a fit
N-goes looking for me and yells

If your mom was famous what would it be for?
K-writing books
H-wrestling
C-pop star
N-singing

What is one thing your mom is not very good at?
H-killing sharks
C-dancing
K-dancing
N-golf

What is your mothers job?
H-teaches handy helpers work on cars (she is a teacher but not with cars)
C-at the bank on computers
K-SAHM and babysits
N-I don't know, teaches I guess

Where is your moms favorite place to go?
K-Jericho or grandmas house
C-McDonald's so she doesn't have to cook dinner
N-Chuck e Cheeses
H-College and stuff

more to come!!